QUESTION: What’s a good mnemonic device to help remember your name? ANSWER: My name is almost exactly Pepe Le Pew, if that helps you remember.

QUESTION: Will I be receiving a citation in the mail? I was pulled over for registration tags. I had had a drink earlier that night. The officer asked if i had anything to drink to which I said I had one a few hours earlier. He gave me the Nystagmus sobriety test and said I…

PREGUNTA: Como puedo quitar mi record con ver tenido relaciones con una menor pero no fui nunca ala carcel? Quiero ser entrenador de niños de futbol pero ese récord no me deja RESPUESTA: Si tienes un conviction criminal (y no le hace si fuiste of carcel o no) necesitas platicar con un abogado para hacer…